THE CHOSEN PEOPLE

THE CHOSEN PEOPLE

Well, when Moses was on earth back then he was given the Ten
Commandments, but he was not told actually what he should do with them.

He took them to England and confronted a man and asked, “Would You
Like A Commandment?”

The man replied, “What’s A Commandment?”

Moses took a tablet and read, “Thou Shalt Not Steal!”

The man replied, “Go away, we don’t want any of that here!”

Moses went to America and confronted a man with the same question,
“Would You Like A Commandment?”

The man replied, “What’s A Commandment?”

Moses took a tablet and read, “Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery!”

The man replied, “Go away, we don’t want any of that here!”

And so Moses went on his way around the world always getting the
same response until he arrived in Jerusalem.

Moses confronted a Jew with the same question, “Would You Like A
Commandment?”

The Jew replied, “How Much Are They?”

Moses replied, “Well….They’re Free!”

The Jew replied, “THEN I’LL TAKE TEN!”

7 Responses

  1. […] Easter tells us that life is to be interpreted not simply in terms of things but in terms of ideals. – Charles M. Crowe https://jokesfunny.wordpress.com/2009/04/12/funny-easter-joke/ […]

  2. […] Easter tells us that life is to be interpreted not simply in terms of things but in terms of ideals. – Charles M. Crowe https://jokesfunny.wordpress.com/2009/04/12/funny-easter-joke/ […]

  3. no wonder america is so f****d up.

  4. […] The Chosen People THE CHOSEN PEOPLE Well, when Moses was on earth back then he was given the Ten Commandments, but he was not told […] […]

  5. Surely England should just read Liverpool?

  6. Why there were ten commandments…see it here..http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TAtRCJIqnk

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