Funny Adam and Eve Joke

One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple, and wondered about men and women. So looking up to the heavens he said, “Excuse me God, can I ask you a few questions?”

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God replied, “Go on Adam but be quick. I have a world to create.”

So Adam says, “When you created Eve, why did you make her body so curved and tender unlike mine?”

“I did that, Adam, so that you could love her.”

“Oh, well then, why did you give her long, shiny, beautiful hair, and not me?”

“I did that Adam so that you could love her.”

“Oh, well then, why did you make her so stupid? Certainly not so that I could love her?”

“Well, Adam no. I did that so that she could love you.”


8 Responses

  1. hi

  2. wow that was the first funny joke ive ever seen on this page

  3. stupid joke
    i hate it

  4. An oldie. probably only a joke that men can tell about themselves. mind you in the equality stakes, stupidity probably hits the benchmark best. although women, because of their unequal representation in a lot of the decision-making across the globe can still fall back on the ‘women could do a better job’ mantra. I think there are some things that would improve with a more even representation. But a more even representation probably means that a big mind set has already changed among men and women. I can’t wait for women to be evenly represented – it’ll get this old joke off the page.

  5. Hehehe.. I love God!! He’s always fair.

  6. owen59, get a life and stop over analyzing a really stupid joke

  7. hey wowdick, you sure are one. Deal with the “comment” idea that’s the point of comments, to analyze. You are an aardvark for two reasons. 1 if you don’t like joke ……. 2 dont yell at people to leave a comment.

  8. hahahaha

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