Funny Dying Irish Nun Joke

Funny Jokes – The Dying Irish Nun

The wise old Mother Superior from county Tipperary was dying. The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her comfortable. They gave her some warm milk to drink, but she refused it. Then one nun took the glass back to the kitchen. Remembering a bottle of Irish whiskey they had received as a gift the previous Christmas, she opened and poured a generous amount into the warm milk.

When she walked back at Mother Superior’s bed, she held the glass to her lips. Mother drank a little, then a little more. Before they knew it, she had drunk the whole glass down to the last drop. “Mother,” the nuns asked with earnest, “please give us some wisdom before you die.”

She raised herself up in bed with a pious look on her face and said, “Don’t sell that cow.”

8 Responses

  1. nice ….posting

  2. That joke was told on the movie, Bonnie and Clyde. Good one.

  3. not funny.

  4. omg how sick can people be that is so afenceve to relujesh people you freek and hoe ever reads this joke and thinks its funny they r not right in the head

  5. good one!

  6. […] Funny Dying Irish Nun Joke Funny Jokes – The Dying Irish Nun The wise old Mother Superior from county Tipperary was dying. The nuns gathered […] […]

  7. That joke was not one bit funny

  8. 😄

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