Funny Dear Abby Joke

Dear Abby:
I have never written to you before, but I really need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs; phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with ‘the girls’ a lot recently — although when I ask their names, she always says, “just some friends from work, you don’t know them.” I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just did not want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her finally. Around midnight, I decided to hide in the garage behind my golf clubs so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with ‘the girls.’ When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse, which was open, and she took her panties out of her purse and
slipped them on. It was at that moment, crouching behind my golf clubs, that I noticed a hairline crack where the grip meets the graphite shaft on my 3-wood. Is this something I can or should try to fix myself, or should I take it back to the pro-shop where I bought it and try to get a refund?

9 Responses

  1. that’s a funny one — I bet it’s based on a true story

  2. nice one.

  3. that was dumb

    haha

    haha

  4. Wish they all could be this funny.

  5. Too Funny!

  6. That’s a good one. If only they would all be like this and not long and boring.

  7. Is there a joke in there? I don’t get it. You never, never attempt to fix the crack on graphite yourself. That’s what pro-shops are for.🙂

  8. That was funny. I don’t know if that would be how I would respond, but that WAS funny.

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