Swine Flu Symptoms

Swine Flu Symptoms

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Top 10 Signs of Having Swine Flu

1. Tears flow from your small eyes during a nightly bedtime reading of Three Little Pigs
2. A small curly tail is growing at the top of your tailbone
3. When called to dinner, you head directly to the trough in the backyard
4. Your thumbs and big toes are missing
5. You apply mud instead of suntan lotion on a sunny day
6. You develop a liking for truffles
7. At each meal you literally lick your plate clean
8. You emit short snorts between sentences
9. When friends visit you, they remark, “Man, this place is a pigsty!”
10. Fever accompanied by the smell of bacon

Source:  Top 10 Signs of Having Swine Flu

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13 Responses

  1. This was cute. Clean and somewhat funny. Thanks.

  2. funny.

    I suddenly have a taste for a BLT.

  3. Too funny!

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  5. You have a very nice website.
    Just felt the urge to compliment.

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  6. government health warning…….if you suffer from underarm smell….a bad breath,.and an irrational fear of pigs! Dont worry,,,you dont have the swine flu. Your just a paki

  7. my mate just asked me to go and get a swine flu test. He said i know you havent been to mexico….but god youve been with somepigs in your time!!

  8. thats gay
    cute my ass

  9. a pigsty! lol

  10. I tried to ring the Swine Flu Hot line to complain about your website but all I got was crackling!….. Oink! Oink!

  11. I woke up yesterday and the wife and I were covered in rashers and had crackling in our ears….
    I wnt to the doc, he told me I had swine flu and gave me some oinkment.

    Aussie..Aussie..Aussie…oink…oink…oink!!!

  12. ok all the pig jokes are stupid im kinda dissapointed

  13. Swineabifida is NOT a laughing matter!!

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