Funny Jokes

Here are some sayings from
School…..smile!

Teacher: ‘What is your name?’
Student: ‘Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.’
Teacher: ‘When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.’
Student: ‘My name is Sunlight.

Teacher: ‘What is your name?’.
Student: ‘My name is Beautiful Red Underwear’
Teacher: ‘What kind of a name is this? Don’t joke tell me the right name’
Student: ‘My name is Sunderlal Chadda.”

Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student: Gandhiji was born.
Teacher: What happened in 1873?
Student: Gandhiji was four years old.

Teacher: What is the full form of maths?
Student: Mentally affected teachers harassing students

Teacher: Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing?
Student: BROTHERLY LOVE

Teacher: Because of Gandhiji’s hard work what do we get on 15th August?
Student: A holiday

Teacher: ‘Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? ‘
Johnny: ‘Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.’

Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny: As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Sunny: He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank)

Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs3/kg…Then, what is my age?
Student: 32 yrs.
Teacher: How do you know?
Student: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

4 Responses

  1. WHAT CRAP JOKES .

  2. DO YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY?.

  3. Note from parent for child being sick:
    Please excuse Sally for being sick. She was at home in bed with gramps.
    Watch out for the typos.

  4. VERY CORNY

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