Daily Joke – Memorial Day

* Airplanes usually kill you quickly; a woman takes her time.

* Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.

* Airplanes don’t get mad if you do a “touch and go.”

* Airplanes don’t object to a pre-flight inspection.

* Airplanes come with a manual to explain their operation.

* Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations.

* Airplanes can be flown at any time of the month.

* Airplanes don’t come with in-laws.

* Airplanes don’t care about how many other airplanes you’ve flow before.

* Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.

* Airplanes don’t mind if you look at other airplanes.

* Airplanes don’t mind if you buy airplane magazines.

* Airplanes expect to be tied down.

* Airplanes don’t comment on your piloting skills.

* Airplanes don’t whine unless something is really wrong.

* However, when airplanes go quiet, just like women, it’s usually not good.

5 Responses

  1. Thats Meeeaaannn!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. Thats the Poiiiinnnttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. all too true.

  4. Oh?!
    why woman usually not good?

  5. what are yall talking bout yall all crazy i dont understand this joke cause i didnt read it

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