Memorial Day – Joke of the Day

Some Ways to Simulate Being in the Navy:

Monitor all home appliances hourly, recording all vital information (ie: plugged in, lights come on when doors open, etc)

Do not flush the toilet for five days to simulate the smell of 40 people using the same commode.

Cut your hair weekly, making it shorter each time, until you look bald or look like you lost a fight with a demented sheep.

Work in 19-hour cycles, sleeping only four hours at a time, to ensure that your body does not know or even care if it is day or night.

Have week old fruit and vegetables delivered to your garage and wait two weeks before eating them.

3 Responses

  1. THESE JOKES ARE NOT FUNNY ENOUGH THEY NEED TO MAKE ME ACTUALLY LAUGH!!!!!!!!!!!
    WHO EVER MADE THESE JOKES MUST NOT HAVE BEEN THINKING HARD ENOUGH BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THEY ARE SAYING!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. IF ANYONE ELSE THINKS THESE JOKES NEED TO BECOME MORE FUNNY POST A COMMENT

  3. MONKEYS ARE COOL THEY ARE LIKE HUMANS BUT HAIRY AND LOVING THEY WILL TREAT YOU LIKE YOU ARE THEIR MOTHER!!!!!!!!

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