Funny Jokes – Wife Swapping

Season Ticket

The wife was reading a newspaper, while her husband, was engrossed in a
magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. “Listen to this,” she said.
“There’s a classified ad here where a guy is offering to swap his wife
for a season ticket to the stadium.”

“Hmmm,” said the husband, not looking up from his magazine.

Teasing him, the wife said, “Would you swap me for a season ticket?”

“Absolutely not,” he said.

“How sweet,” she said. “Tell me why not.”

“Season’s more than half over.”

2 Responses

  1. very funny

  2. Very funny. That sounds like me and my wife to a T.

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