Funny Joke

Alligator versus Pearl

Woman tourist in Florida was admiring an Indian’s necklace.
“What are those things?” she asked.

Alligator teeth ma’am,” replied the Indian.
“Oh I see. I suppose they have the same value for your people that
pearls have for us.”

“Not quite,” he answered gravely. “Anybody can open an oyster.”

One Response

  1. It’s ‘cos for alligator teeth you need to hunt and kill an alligator-but for pearls you just open an oyster.

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