Funny New Puppy Joke

How to Photograph a New Puppy

1. Remove film from box and
load camera.
2. Remove film box from puppy’s
mouth and throw in trash.
3. Remove puppy from trash and
brush coffee grounds from muzzle.
4. Choose a suitable background
for photo.
5. Mount camera on tripod and
focus.
6. Find puppy and take dirty
sock from mouth.
7. Place puppy in pre-focused
spot and return to camera.
8. Forget about spot and crawl
after puppy on knees.
9. Focus with one hand and fend
off puppy with other hand.
10. Get tissue and clean nose
print from lens.
11. Take flash cube from
puppy’s mouth and throw in trash.
12. Put cat outside and put
peroxide on the scratch on puppy’s nose.
13. Put magazines back on
coffee table.
14. Try to get puppy’s
attention by squeaking toy over your head.
15. Replace your glasses and
check camera for damage.
16. Jump up in time to grab
puppy by scruff of neck and say, “No, outside! No, outside!”
17. Clean up mess.
18. Fix a drink.
19. Sit back in Lazy Boy with
drink and resolve to teach puppy “sit” and “stay” the first
thing in the morning.

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One Response

  1. Wtf? that was f’ing stupid

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