Funny Lawyer Jokes

Lawyerly Laffs

Q: What is the definition a “Lucky Break?”
A: When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.

Q: What is the definition of a “Crying Shame”?
A: There was an empty seat.

Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?
A: An offer you can’t understand.

Q: Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
A: From chasing parked ambulances.

One Response

  1. Lawyer jokes are only good when they’re FUNNY.

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