Funny Cars in Heaven Joke

Cars in Heaven

Three men died and stood in front of God. God asked the first man if he had been faithful to his wife. The man admitted to two affairs during his marriage. God gave him a compact car to drive in heaven.

The second man admitted to only one affair and was given a mid-sized car.

The third man was asked the same question and said that he had been faithful to his wife until the day he died. God praised him and gave him a big luxury car.

A week later the three guys met in a parking lot in heaven. The man driving the luxury car began to cry.

“What’s the matter?” the other two men asked.

He replied, “I just passed my wife, and she was riding a bike!”

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  1. […] Funny Cars in Heaven Joke « Funny Jokes By quotes Cars in Heaven. Three men died and stood in front of God. God asked the first man if he had been faithful to his wife. The man admitted to two affairs during his marriage. God gave him a compact car to drive in heaven. … Funny Jokes – https://jokesfunny.wordpress.com/ […]

  2. Oh…I got it!
    The more you admit, the worse the car! She admitted so many, she got a bike instead!

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