Funny Pool Jokes

Fun Activities for the Pool

– Scream as someone is jumping off of a diving board.

– Laugh at fat people in swimsuits.

– Tell people you saw the lifeguard peeing in the pool.

– Ask a lifeguard if skinny-dipping is allowed.

– Try to negotiate the price of getting in.

– Take a really long time when you are on top of the high dive and then act as though you were pushed off.

– When in line, ask strangers if they think invisible people get a discount.

– Take your towel, tie it around your shoulders and say “Wheee! I’m Batman!” while running around.

– Hit strangers with your wet towel.

– Throw people’s things into the pool.

– Sing and dance on top of the diving board, then do a belly-flop as your grand-finale.

– Play Marco-Polo by yourself.

– Ask small children if they have seen any suspicious-looking sea monsters lately.

One Response

  1. These are pretty stupid!

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