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I Love Her But…(a collection of men’s thoughts on their women)

… every so often, boom! she’s a brunette. Or I come home to a

redhead. Actually, I have no idea what her natural color is.

–Cary, Seattle

… she’ll brush her teeth but she won’t go to the dentist. She

says she’s not afraid of the pain, she just doesn’t want to put

herself in the hands of any fellow who’d choose to be a dentist.

–Terence, Gary, Ind.

… she’s stopped shaving her legs. She says that now people will

know she’s a natural blonde.

–Ned, Tucson, Ariz.

… she takes her half of the bed out of the middle.

-Robin, Gladwyne, Pa.

… it annoys her that our children look like me.

–James, New Orleans

… counting my wife and our teenage girls, that’s four women.

Somebody’s always got PMS.

–Everett, Little Rock, Ark.

… with five kids, I don’t have time to complain about my wife.

I don’t have time to notice her.

–Bob, Charleston, W.Va.

“Ex” Valentine’s

A man went to the mall this last week to buy Valentines’ cards for

his daughter and mother. The 50 feet of displays for hundreds of

cards astounded him. He muttered out loud, “I wonder if they have

anything for ex-wives.”

The clerk behind the counter said, “Oh, yes sir, they do have an

‘ex’ category, but they’re in Sporting Goods.”

“Really?”

“Yes sir. They’re called darts.”

Inept romantic sentiments

The Washington Post asked readers to come up with inept romantic sentiments

for Valentine’s Day:

Your kisses are sweeter than wine, but without the paper bag.

I am irrationally exuberant for you in the third quarter of my fiscal life, with rising

indicators.

My love for you runs hotter than a ’74 Nova with a V-8 engine and a busted water

pump.

Darling, you make me as hot as those hand dryers in a turnpike restroom.

If we were cockroaches, I’d want to have all 456,845 of your children.

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