Thanksgiving Joke – Turkey Fight

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Q: What happened to the turkey that got in a fight?
A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

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Turkey Recipe

Great turkey recipe – even for people who can’t cook!!!

Turkey Jokes

Here is a turkey recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a  stuffing – imagine that.

When I found this recipe, I thought it was  perfect for people like me, who just are not sure how to tell when poultry is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out. Give this a try.

10-15 lb. turkey

2 cup melted butter

2 cup stuffing (Pepperidge Farm  is Good.)

2 cup uncooked popcorn  (ORVILLE REDENBACHER’S LOW FAT…..of course)

Salt/pepper to taste

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush turkey well with melted butter salt, and pepper. Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn. Place in baking pan  with the neck end toward the back of the oven.

Listen for the popping sounds.

When the  turkey’s ass blows the oven door open and the turkey flies across the room, it’s done.

And, you thought I couldn’t cook …

And that’s why we unplugged my stove a long time ago!

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