Posted on June 30, 2009 by quotes
What did one flag say to the other flag?
Nothing. It just waved!
What’s red, white, black and blue?
Uncle Sam falling down the steps!
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Posted on June 29, 2009 by quotes
What would you get if you crossed Washington’s home with nasty insects?
Mt. Vermin!
What did a patriot put on his dry skin?
Revo-lotion!
What would you get if you crossed a dog with the Father of Our Country?
George Washingtongue!
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What did Paul Revere say at the end of his ride?
“I gotta get a softer saddle!”
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Posted on June 24, 2009 by quotes
What quacks, has webbed feet, and betrays his country?
Beneduck Arnold!
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