Funny 4th of July Flag Jokes

What did one flag say to the other flag?
Nothing. It just waved!

What’s red, white, black and blue?
Uncle Sam falling down the steps!

Funny 4th of July Jokes – One Liners

What would you get if you crossed Washington’s home with nasty insects?
Mt. Vermin!

What did a patriot put on his dry skin?
Revo-lotion!

What would you get if you crossed a dog with the Father of Our Country?
George Washingtongue!

Funny 4th of July Colonists Joke

Which colonists told the most jokes?
Punsylvanians!

Funny 4th of July Jokes

What was General Washington’s favourite tree?
The infantry

Funny 4th of July Jokes

Where did George Washington buy his hatchet?
At the chopping mall!

4th of July Jokes

What did Paul Revere say at the end of his ride?
“I gotta get a softer saddle!”

4th of July Jokes

What quacks, has webbed feet, and betrays his country?
Beneduck Arnold!