Funny 4th of July Flag Jokes

Posted on June 30, 2009 by quotes

What did one flag say to the other flag?
Nothing. It just waved!

What’s red, white, black and blue?
Uncle Sam falling down the steps!

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Funny 4th of July Jokes – One Liners

Posted on June 29, 2009 by quotes

What would you get if you crossed Washington’s home with nasty insects?
Mt. Vermin!

What did a patriot put on his dry skin?
Revo-lotion!

What would you get if you crossed a dog with the Father of Our Country?
George Washingtongue!

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Funny 4th of July Colonists Joke

Posted on June 28, 2009 by quotes

Which colonists told the most jokes?
Punsylvanians!

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Funny 4th of July Jokes

Posted on June 27, 2009 by quotes

What was General Washington’s favourite tree?
The infantry

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Funny 4th of July Jokes

Posted on June 26, 2009 by quotes

Where did George Washington buy his hatchet?
At the chopping mall!

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4th of July Jokes

Posted on June 25, 2009 by quotes

What did Paul Revere say at the end of his ride?
“I gotta get a softer saddle!”

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4th of July Jokes

Posted on June 24, 2009 by quotes

What quacks, has webbed feet, and betrays his country?
Beneduck Arnold!

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