Labor Day Jokes

Labor Day Joke

Did you hear the joke about Labor Day?
It works for me!

Labor Day Jokes

Father:  Do you know, most people don’t have to work today, because it’s Labor Day.
Son: If people are not working, shouldn’t we call today ‘No-Labor Day?’

One seventh of your life is spent on Monday.  However, the only person to get his work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe.

Labor Day Jokes

Monday is Labor Day, and I understand that Paris Hilton is dumping some of her boyfriends this weekend.
Paris knows the rule – you can’t sleep with whites after Labor Day.
Daughter (8):   Is Aunt Cynthia having her baby today?
Mother:  Why did you think she is about to give birth?
Daughter (8):  Because you said today was Labour Day!

Labour Day Quotes

If a train station is where the train stops, and a bus station is where the bus stops, what is a work station?

Labor Day differs in every essential from other holidays of the year in any country. All other holidays are in a more or less degree connected with conflict and battles of man’s prowess over man, of strife and discord for greed and power, of glories achieved by one nation over another. Labor Day is devoted to no man, living or dead, to no sect, race or nation.
– Samual Gempers

Labor Day Quotes

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.

– Doug Larson

Labor Day Quotes

What do you usually do on Labour Day?
As little as possible, just like every day!

Unreasonable Labor?
‘I’m never going to work for that man again.’
‘Why, what did he say?’

‘You’re fired.’

Labor Day Jokes
How do you say “Labor day” in Russian?
Another cold and snowy day…

Funny Quotes

People want the front of the bus, the back of the church, and the center of attention.

– Unknown

Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes

All progress is based upon a universal, innate desire on the part of every organism to live beyond its income.
–  Samuel Butler

New York City New York

Funny Jokes NYC NY – The City that Never Sleeps.

Our family was dazzled by the sights and the bustling crowds during a visit to Manhattan.  “This is the city that never sleeps,” I told my 13-year-old daughter.

“That’s probably because there’s a Starbucks on every corner.” she observed.

New York City New York

More Funny Jokes