Labor Day Jokes

Labor Day Joke

Did you hear the joke about Labor Day?
It works for me!

Labor Day Jokes

Father:  Do you know, most people don’t have to work today, because it’s Labor Day.
Son: If people are not working, shouldn’t we call today ‘No-Labor Day?’

One seventh of your life is spent on Monday.  However, the only person to get his work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe.

Labor Day Jokes

Monday is Labor Day, and I understand that Paris Hilton is dumping some of her boyfriends this weekend.
Paris knows the rule – you can’t sleep with whites after Labor Day.
Daughter (8):   Is Aunt Cynthia having her baby today?
Mother:  Why did you think she is about to give birth?
Daughter (8):  Because you said today was Labour Day!

Labour Day Quotes

If a train station is where the train stops, and a bus station is where the bus stops, what is a work station?

Labor Day differs in every essential from other holidays of the year in any country. All other holidays are in a more or less degree connected with conflict and battles of man’s prowess over man, of strife and discord for greed and power, of glories achieved by one nation over another. Labor Day is devoted to no man, living or dead, to no sect, race or nation.
– Samual Gempers

Labor Day Quotes

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.

– Doug Larson

Labor Day Quotes

What do you usually do on Labour Day?
As little as possible, just like every day!

Unreasonable Labor?
‘I’m never going to work for that man again.’
‘Why, what did he say?’

‘You’re fired.’

Labor Day Jokes
How do you say “Labor day” in Russian?
Another cold and snowy day…

Funny Quotes

People want the front of the bus, the back of the church, and the center of attention.

– Unknown

Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes

All progress is based upon a universal, innate desire on the part of every organism to live beyond its income.
–  Samuel Butler

New York City New York

Funny Jokes NYC NY – The City that Never Sleeps.

Our family was dazzled by the sights and the bustling crowds during a visit to Manhattan.  “This is the city that never sleeps,” I told my 13-year-old daughter.

“That’s probably because there’s a Starbucks on every corner.” she observed.

New York City New York

More Funny Jokes

Dog Jokes – Why Dogs Should Be In Politics

Funny Jokes – Why Dogs Should Be In Politics

They work well together.

They work for the good of the pack.

They protect their young and their elders.

They do not kill indiscriminately.

They do not lie, cheat or steal.

They won’t spend money redecorating the White House.

They do not read Newspapers, watch TV or give interviews.

Their don’t wear designer clothes.

They don’t ask you to indulge in their fantasies.

They can be NEUTERED!

Funny Jokes – A good question

A good question

 An airline pilot wrote that onlanding this particular flight he had  hammered his plane into the runway really hard. The airline had a  policy that required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, give a smile, and say “Thanks for flying XYZ airline.”

 He said that, in light of his bad landing, he had a hard time looking the passengers in the eye thinking that someone would have a smart comment. But no one seemed annoyed.

 Finally everyone had gotten off except for one little old lady walking with a cane. She approached and asked, conspiratorially, “Sonny, mind if I ask you a question?”

 “Why no Ma’am, what is it?”

 “Did we land or were we shot down?”

Recipes – Grilled Salmon Teriyaki

World Famous Recipe for Grilled Salmon Teriyaki

1 1/2 lbs. fresh salmon fillets
1/4 c. soy sauce, light
1/2 T. sugar
2 tsp. ginger, fresh, minced
2 cloves garlic, minced
4 tsp. lemon juice, fresh squeezed
oil, for grill

Begin about 1 hr. before you want to eat.

In a 1 cup glass measuring cup, combine the soy sauce and sugar, and heat for about 30 secs in the microwave.

Stir well to dissolve the sugar.

Add the garlic and ginger, and refrigerate for about 15 mins.

When the marinade is cool, add the lemon juice.

Rinse the salmon fillets, and cut them into 4 portions. Place them in a resealable plastic bag, and pour on the marinade.

Seal the bag, and refrigerate on a plate for about 30 mins.

Heat the oiled grill. Remove the salmon from the bag, pat dry with paper towels, and when the grill is hot enough, add the salmon skin-side down, and cook for about 4 mins. on the first side.

Flip over with tongs, and cook for another 3-4 mins. You want the salmon just cooked through.

Meanwhile, pour the marinade into a pot, and boil for a few mins., to be served on top of the salmon.

Makes 4 servings

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