Funny T-Shirt Sayings – Funny Sayings for T-Shirts

Funny Quotes

I’m Out Of My Mind Feel Free To Leave A Message

My Anger Management Class Pisses Me Off

Cogito Ergo Periculosus (I Think Therefore I’m Dangerous)

He Who Laughs Last Thinks Slowest

Just Because I Don’t Care Doesn’t Mean I Don’t Understand

There should be A Special Prison for Stupid People

I Do What The Voices In My Wifes Head Tell Me To Do

I Don’t Know What Makes You So Dumb, But It Really Works

I Love Children But I Don’t Think I Can Eat A Whole One

These Are My Dress Clothes

I Don’t Know Karate But I Do Know Krazy And I Am Not Afraid To Use It

Do Not Disturb Already Disturbed

Sarcasm is Only One Of The Services I Offer

41 Responses

  1. A better children quote: “I like children; they taste like chicken.”

  2. the last one is the funniest “Re-printed from here: Funny Slogans” ha! that cracks me up!!!


  4. School latin caught up with me, so I have to correct your second quote:

    Cogito Ergo Periculosus Sum (I Think Therefore I’m Dangerous)

    Else it’s “this sentence no verb” 🙂

  5. Abercrombie & Fitch and Hollister are infamous for their “humor tees”.

  6. These are great. Two to add: “Did the aliens forget to remove the anal probe?”
    and “You have a serious case of cranial rectal syndrome!”

  7. My personal favs:

    “My Bad!” -Eve

    Canada. They started a country and nobody came

    I’m afreud to love

    Talk nerdy to me

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  9. HAHA FUnny stuff here… Anyone want to submit their “real lift” famous logos? Check out my blog and leave a comment. I don’t have ANY as of yet 😦

    ThankS… oh yea, instead of iPod, have a dude sittin on the toilet, you know the white sillhouette and have it sa iPood 🙂

  10. that was supposed to be “real life” not lift.

  11. I’m knot Dumb!

  12. we are planning to put up a small business..can i use these funny t-shirt sayings withough being sued?

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  15. when you look up stupid in the dictionary , there is a picture of you right next to it!

  16. Huked On Fonix Dun Guud 4 Me

  17. lol 🙂 😀

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  25. Some of the funniest t-shirt sayings I have seen on the net are on Buzzy Multimedia (i’m a gamer and have seen them on the convention circuit) — says “I Keep Hitting The Escape Key, But I’m Still Here”

  26. My contribution:

    “Raising teenagers is like trying to nail jello to a tree”
    “Mothers of teenagers know why animals eat their young”
    “I don’t suffer from insanity – I enjoy every minute of it”
    “Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable – like a coma!”

  27. I like:”Maybe if this shirt is witty enough, someone will finally love me”

  28. i love them all

  29. “i called ur boyfriend gay, and he hit me with hiis purse.”

    lol =]


    LOL =]

  31. Jam and jelly. Ham is smelly. My big, dumb boyfriend’s name is Kelly.

  32. “muzak saved my life”

  33. How about,, (stolen from david and goliath) Spooning leads to forking.!
    As well as the monsters made me do it.! =]



  35. If a man is in the forest and no woman is around to hear him speak, is he still wrong?

  36. Jesus loves you… its just everyone else who thinks you’re an arsehole

  37. I do what the rice crispies tell me.
    another fave is “how can i soar like an eagle when i’m surrounded by turkeys!”

  38. I had a T-shirt that said ” I’m not afraid of you I have a 2 year old”

  39. i saw this tshirt with a bunch of reasons why chocolate is better than sex. some of the best ones are:
    1. you can safely and legally have chocolate while driving a car
    2. chocolate tastes better
    3.chocolate doesnt give you rug burn

  40. To you
    “shane dottle, on May 30th, 2008 at 8:00 am Said:

    when you look up stupid in the dictionary , there is a picture of you right next to it!”

    well shane…Im not the one who needs pictures in my dictionary.

  41. here’s my favorite one…

    You smile, I smile, you laugh, I laugh, you cry, I cry, you jump off the cliff, i’m raiding your ROOM!!!

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