Halloween Definitions
Coffin:
What you do when you get a piece of
popcorn stuck in your throat.
Frankenstein:
Hot dog and a mug of beer.
Full moon:
What your repairman reveals when
he bends over to fix your fridge.
Goblin:
How you eat the snickers bars
you got for Halloween.
Boogieman:
Guy who passes time at a
stoplight picking his nose.
Invisible Man:
What a guy becomes when there’s housework
to be done. Also, see Mr. Hyde.
Jack O’ Lantern:
An Irish Pumpkin.
Jack the Ripper:
What Jack does to his lottery tickets
after losing each week.
Mummy:
Who kisses the boo-boo after
you scrape your knee.
Pumpkin Patch:
What a pumpkin wears when
trying to quit smoking.
Skeleton:
Any supermodel.
Vampire Bat:
What Dracula hits a baseball with.
Zombie:
What you look like before that
first cup of morning coffee.
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