How to avoid the flu
Swine Flu Jokes
Eat right! Make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and veggies.
Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin c.
Get plenty of exercise because exercise helps build your immune system.
Source: Flu Jokes
Get plenty of exercise because exercise helps build your immune system. Walk for at least hour a day, go for a swim, take the stairs instead of the elevator, etc.
Wash your hands often. If you can’t wash them, keep a bottle of antibacterial
stuff around. Wear a mask when out in public places and avoid going out in public as much as possible while the swine flu is spreading. Get lots of fresh air. Open windows whenever possible. Get plenty of rest. Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can.
OR …. You can take the doctor’s office approach. Think about it, when you go
for a shot, what do they do first? Clean your arm with alcohol.. Why? Because
alcohol kills germs. So…… I put on my mask, walk to the liquor store (exercise), I put lime in my Corona (fruit), celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies), drink on the bar patio (fresh air), get drunk, tell jokes, and laugh (eliminate stress) and then pass out (rest). The way I see it, if you keep your alcohol levels up flu germs can’t get you!!!!
Filed under: Comedy, Entertainment, Funny, Funny Jokes, Funny Stuff, Humor, Humour, Joke, Joke Of The Day, Jokes | Tagged: Comedy, Entertainment, Famous, Famous Jokes, Flu Jokes, Funny, Funny Joke, Funny Jokes, Humor, Humour, Joke, Joke Of The Day, Jokes, jokes blog, Jokes of the day, Joking, Swine Flu Joke, Swine Flu Jokes | 164 Comments »