Introduction of the Book – Tech Support

In response to the video below about March of the Librarians, Louise E. Alcorn, Reference Technology Librarian, West Des Moines Public Library provided a link to this video about the introduction of the Book.

And that reminds me of this old Joke:

Something Called … B-O-O-K

March of the Librarians – American Library Conference Video

March of the Librarians – American Library Conference Video

“There are the male librarians, often sporting fabulous facial plumage, perhaps in an attempt to attract a mate.”

“The librarians spend hours waiting in line for the necessities of life such as coffee, food and e-mail.”

Baby Names

Baby Names

A man goes to the Birth Registration Office to register his newborn son.

The man behind the counter asks the name he wants to give to the boy, and the father replies, “Euro.”

The man says that such a name is not acceptable, because it’s a currency.

The man says: “What? There weren’t any objections when I called my first two sons Mark and Frank.”

It takes an Italian man…

It takes an Italian man…

It  takes an Italian Man to make a Woman feel like a Woman…

On a recent  transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The
turbulence  is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck
by  lightning. One woman in particular loses it.

Screaming, she stands up in  the front of the plane. “I’m too young to die,” she
wails. Then she yells,  “Well, if I’m going to die, I want my last minutes on
earth to be  memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like
a  WOMAN?”

For a moment there is silence.. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all
stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.

Then an Italian man stands up in the rear of the  plane. He is gorgeous : tall,
well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes.

He starts to walk slowly up the aisle,unbuttoning his  shirt…..one button at a
time. ……

No one moves. ……

He  removes his shirt. …….

Muscles ripple across his chest. …..

She  gasps………..

He whispers: …….

“Iron this, and get me something to eat….”

Funny Jokes – Friendly Pig

Funny Jokes – Friendly Pig

A man was on a walking holiday in a foreign country. He became thirsty and so he decided to ask at a stranger’s home for something to drink.

The lady of the house invited him in and served him a bowl of soup by the fire. There was a wee pig running around the kitchen and running up to the visitor and giving him a great deal of attention. The visitor commented that he had never seen a pig this friendly.

The housewife replied, “Ummm, he’s not that friendly. That’s his bowl you’re using”