Thanksgiving Joke – Turkey Practice

The ValdosterU football team had just finished their daily practice
session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field.

While the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up
to the head coach and demanded a tryout. Everyone stared
in silence as the turkey caught pass after pass and ran right
through the defensive line.

When the turkey returned to the sidelines, the coach shouted,
“You’re terrific!!! Sign up for the season, and I’ll see to it that
you get a great scholarship!”

“Forget the scholarship,” the turkey said, “All I want to know is,
does the season go past Thanksgiving Day?”

Thanksgiving Jokes

Thanksgiving Joke – Stuffed Turkey

Q: Why wouldn’t the turkey eat any dessert?
A: He was stuffed!

Thanksgiving Joke – Turkey Fight

Turkey Jokes

Q: What happened to the turkey that got in a fight?
A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

Thanksgiving Jokes

Thanksgiving Day

Thanksgiving Day and Optimism

An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.
– Irv Kupcinet

Another Thanksgiving Day Joke

The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field. While the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up to the head coach and demanded a tryout. Everyone stared in silence as the turkey caught pass after pass and ran right through the defensive line. When the turkey returned to the sidelines, the coach shouted, “You’re terrific!!! Sign up for the season, and I’ll see to it that you get a huge bonus.” “Forget the bonus,” the turkey said, “All I want to know is, does the season go past Thanksgiving Day?”

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