Funny Inheritance Joke

Posted on July 31, 2009 by quotes

The Old Perfesser (TM, dammit!) poses the following problem to one of
his classes:

“A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars. One-fifth is to go
to his daughter, one-fifth is to go to his son, one-sixth to his
brother, and the rest to his wife. Now, what does each get?”

After a very long silence in the classroom, Little Pauly raises his
hand and says, “A lawyer?”

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28 Responses

  1. allen, on August 3, 2009 at 8:34 am said:

    OK you got me. ” E ” for excellence

  2. Sam, on August 13, 2009 at 8:34 am said:

    How about changing it.

  3. strop30, on August 14, 2009 at 4:21 pm said:

    funny

  4. strop30, on August 14, 2009 at 4:23 pm said:

    HAHAA

  5. tjhore, on September 6, 2009 at 2:16 am said:

    that was a pretty funny joke

  6. Robert Cumming, on September 7, 2009 at 12:50 pm said:

    OK?????????

  7. abigail, on September 9, 2009 at 9:50 am said:

    that was a dumb joke sorry

  8. Becca, on September 11, 2009 at 9:09 am said:

    haha so funny not

  9. Dave K, on September 12, 2009 at 7:46 am said:

    Not that funny and it is way past time for you guys to change it.

  10. Reese624, on September 12, 2009 at 11:14 pm said:

    Ok, wasn’t that funny to start with. Been over a month since you’ve changed it… hello?

  11. joshua, on September 21, 2009 at 5:01 pm said:

    CHANGE IT ALREADY DAMMIT!!!

  12. oboelicious, on September 23, 2009 at 9:51 am said:

    hahaha

  13. Cary, on September 24, 2009 at 1:37 pm said:

    Would be nice to see a new joke. I guess the month of August 2009 wasn’t very funny.

  14. notgonnagivemyname, on September 25, 2009 at 4:13 pm said:

    OMG thats hilarious!

  15. harvey45, on September 26, 2009 at 11:35 pm said:

    come on CHANGE IT ALREADY WE’VE BEEN WAITING FOR FREAKING EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!

  16. tom, on October 19, 2009 at 4:48 am said:

    lame!! WTF!!!

  17. Richard, on October 20, 2009 at 7:37 am said:

    What is with it you guys? Yoou can only come up with one joke per year!!!!! CHANGE IT!!!!!

  18. Balakrishnan, on October 25, 2009 at 1:19 am said:

    Logical joke

  19. Dave K, on October 30, 2009 at 5:06 pm said:

    NO LONGER CARE ABOUT YOUR DUMB SITE. WILL MOVE ON TO ANOTHER THAT ACTUALLY HAS HUMOR AND CHANGES IT ON A REGULAR BASIS.

  20. erica, on November 2, 2009 at 6:23 pm said:

    that was not funny sorry but you need to change

  21. Yvette, on November 3, 2009 at 8:38 am said:

    Change the stupid joke already, it’s not that funny to begin with and annoying that for a joke website you can’t put out even one new joke a month……..

  22. g.brown, on November 5, 2009 at 11:07 am said:

    That joke is extremely satisfying for me. Well done lads. As you would say: that was well cool. init brother.

  23. Hannah, on November 9, 2009 at 6:05 pm said:

    that’s a pretty good one, i like it

  24. Bianca, on November 16, 2009 at 4:52 pm said:

    i thought it was cheezy not good joke

  25. Steve, on November 23, 2009 at 1:30 pm said:

    One nite two boys start fighting in their bedroom when their parents are also in bed and just about to get to sleep. Very annoyed at having to get up, the father goes into the boys bedroom and holds them apart by the collar of their pyjamas. The father turns to the oldest one and says ‘what do you think you are doing at this time of night?’ – the oldest boy knows he is in real trouble and answers truthfully – ‘fighting’. The father then turns to the youngest boy and says ‘and what do you think you are doing?’ – the boy thinks for a few seconds and then says ‘helping him!’.

  26. ozzy, on November 28, 2009 at 11:47 pm said:

    hahahahahahahahahaha so funny i laughed for hours ……….NT

  27. bob, on November 29, 2009 at 5:09 pm said:

    how bout changing it?

  28. dynesha, on December 7, 2009 at 11:07 am said:

    that was stupid

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