Funny Inheritance Joke

The Old Perfesser (TM, dammit!) poses the following problem to one of
his classes:

“A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars. One-fifth is to go
to his daughter, one-fifth is to go to his son, one-sixth to his
brother, and the rest to his wife. Now, what does each get?”

After a very long silence in the classroom, Little Pauly raises his
hand and says, “A lawyer?”

28 Responses

  1. OK you got me. ” E ” for excellence

  2. How about changing it.

  3. funny

  4. HAHAA

  5. that was a pretty funny joke

  6. OK?????????

  7. that was a dumb joke sorry

  8. haha so funny not

  9. Not that funny and it is way past time for you guys to change it.

  10. Ok, wasn’t that funny to start with. Been over a month since you’ve changed it… hello?

  11. CHANGE IT ALREADY DAMMIT!!!

  12. hahaha

  13. Would be nice to see a new joke. I guess the month of August 2009 wasn’t very funny.

  14. OMG thats hilarious!

  15. come on CHANGE IT ALREADY WE’VE BEEN WAITING FOR FREAKING EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!

  16. lame!! WTF!!!

  17. What is with it you guys? Yoou can only come up with one joke per year!!!!! CHANGE IT!!!!!

  18. Logical joke

  19. NO LONGER CARE ABOUT YOUR DUMB SITE. WILL MOVE ON TO ANOTHER THAT ACTUALLY HAS HUMOR AND CHANGES IT ON A REGULAR BASIS.

  20. that was not funny sorry but you need to change

  21. Change the stupid joke already, it’s not that funny to begin with and annoying that for a joke website you can’t put out even one new joke a month……..

  22. That joke is extremely satisfying for me. Well done lads. As you would say: that was well cool. init brother.

  23. that’s a pretty good one, i like it

  24. i thought it was cheezy not good joke

  25. One nite two boys start fighting in their bedroom when their parents are also in bed and just about to get to sleep. Very annoyed at having to get up, the father goes into the boys bedroom and holds them apart by the collar of their pyjamas. The father turns to the oldest one and says ‘what do you think you are doing at this time of night?’ – the oldest boy knows he is in real trouble and answers truthfully – ‘fighting’. The father then turns to the youngest boy and says ‘and what do you think you are doing?’ – the boy thinks for a few seconds and then says ‘helping him!’.

  26. hahahahahahahahahaha so funny i laughed for hours ……….NT

  27. how bout changing it?

  28. that was stupid

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