She’ll find a horse!

She’ll find a horse!

Joe was trying to lead a horse in the street, but was having much trouble
getting the horse’s cooperation.  A passerby stopped and asked if he could
help. Joe was grateful and gladly accepted.

After much pushing and shoving, they finally got the horse to the front door
of Joe’s apartment house. Joe indicated that the horse was to go through the
door. More pushing and shoving.

Once inside, Joe and the passerby managed to work the horse up the steps and
into Joe’s apartment on the third floor, then through the living room and
into the bathtub.

Wiping the sweat from his brow, the good samaritan said, “I don’t want to be
nosy, but this is most unusual…”

Joe said, “When my wife comes home, she’ll look in the bathroom and say,
‘There’s a horse in there!’ ”

“Hey, how many times in a man’s life will he ever get the chance to tell
his wife, ‘I know! I know!’?”

Mao Tse-tung

Mao Tse-tung

A diplomat was asking Mao Tse-tung some questions after having been
granted a rare interview.

“What do you think would have happened if Mr. Khrushchev had been
assassinated instead of President Kennedy?”

Chairman Mao thought for a moment and then said “I don’t think Mr.
Onassis would have married Mrs. Khrushchev.”

Funny Jokes – Boring Jokes

Funny Jokes – Boring Jokes

A man was on a train, mumbling to himself, smiling, and then raising his hand. After a moment of silence, he would go through the same process … mumble, smile, raise hand, silence.

A woman was observing this, and after about an hour, she said, “Pardon me, sir. Is anything wrong?”

“Oh, no,” the first man replied. “It’s just that long trips get boring so I tell myself jokes.”

“But why, sir,” asked the woman, “do you keep raising your hand?”

“Well,” said the man, “that’s to interrupt myself because I’ve heard that one before.”