Funny Jokes – MY kind of woman
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her
girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy middle-aged man
entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.
The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly
toward her (as all men will).
Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over and
whispered to her, “I’ll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to
do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00……on one condition.” (There are always
Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, “You
have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.” (controlling, huh?)
The woman considered his proposition for a moment, then slowly removed a $20
bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man’s hand along with her
address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly, and meaningfully said….
“Clean my house.”
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