Juan Gonzalez

Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez. “How
was he killed?” asked one detective. “With a golf gun,” the other detective
replied. “A golf gun?! What is a golf gun?” “I don’t know. But it sure made
a hole in Juan.”

Cannibals in the workplace

Several cannibals were recently hired by a big corporation. “You are all part of our team now,” said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing. “You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don’t eat any of the other employees”. The cannibals promised.

Four weeks later their boss remarked, “You’re all working very hard and I’m satisfied with you. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?” The cannibals all shook their heads no.

After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, “Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?”

A hand raised hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals continued, “You fool! For four weeks we’ve been eating Managers and no one noticed anything, then you had to go and eat the secretary!”

BOTDA

I don’t like the looks of your wife…

A doctor examined a woman, took the husband aside, and said, “I don’t like
the looks of your wife.” “Me neither doc,” said the husband, “But she’s a
great cook and really good with the kids.”

GLOBALIZATION

GLOBALIZATION

  An English PRINCESS Diana
  With an Egyptian Boyfriend
  Crashes in French Tunnel
  Driven in a German Car
  With a Dutch Engine,
  Driven by a dead drunk Belgian
  On Scottish Whiskey
  Followed closely by an Italian paparazzi,
  ON Japanese motorbike
  Treated by an Americano DOCTOR
  USING Brazilian Medicines
  You receive this information from an Indian American
  Reading on your computer that uses Taiwanese Chips,
  And a Korean Monitor
  Assembled by Bangladeshi WORKERS
  In a Chinese plant in Singapore
  Transported by Indian truck drivers
  Hijacked by Indonesians
  Unloaded by Sicilian Longshoremen
  And trucked to you by Mexican border crossers

Thanks Globalization
your time has come to stay