Funny Horse in the House Joke

HORSE IN THE HOUSE
Joe was trying to lead a horse in the street, but was having much trouble getting the horse’s cooperation. A passerby stopped and asked if he could help. Joe was grateful and gladly accepted.

After much pushing and shoving, they finally got the horse to the front door of Joe’s department. Joe indicated that the horse was to go through the door. More pushing and shoving.

Once inside, Joe and the passerby managed to work the horse up the steps and into Joe’s apartment on the third floor, then through the living room and into the bathtub.

Wiping the sweat from his brow, the good Samaritan said, “I don’t want to be nosy, but this is most unusual…”

Joe said, “When my wife comes home, she’ll look in the bathroom and say, ‘There’s a horse in there!’ ”

“Hey, how many times in a man’s life will they ever get the chance to tell their wife, ‘I know! I know!’?”

10 Responses

  1. I m sry, but i dont get it. please explain.

  2. plz explain!

  3. nope not gettin it

  4. really liked funny horse joke

  5. i didnt get a word of that

  6. plz explain

  7. the joke means the man knows something before his wife does, for a change

  8. typical american joke UNFUNNY

  9. TRY THIS UK JOKE. A PENGUIN GOES INTO A BAR AND ASKED HAS MY BROTHER BEEN IN HERE. BARMAN ANSWERS I DONT KNOW WHATS HE LOOK LIKE?

  10. i got it a man and a woman never agree

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