The Brothel

“The Brothel”

Two Irishmen were sitting in a pub having beer and watching the brothel across

the street. They saw a Baptist minister walk into the brothel. One of them

said, “Aye, ’tis a shame to see a man of the cloth goin’ bad.” Then they saw a

rabbi enter the brothel, and the other Irishman said, “Aye, ’tis a shame to see

that the Jews are fallin’ victim to temptation.” Then they saw a catholic

priest enter the brothel. One of the Irishmen said, “What a terrible pity . . .

one of the girls must be quite ill.”

Toy Cars

Toy Cars

A boy and his father are playing with toy cars, the father has

the police car and pretends to pull over the car that the boy

is playing with.

“Do you have a drivers license?” asks the father.

“No,” says the boy.

“Are you resisting arrest?” he asks.

The boy hesitates before he says, “No, but I’m not sleepy at all.”

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A Day in Court

A Day in Court

Funny Quotes

After a laborious two-week criminal trial in a very
high-profile bank robbery case, the jury finally ended its
14 hours of deliberations and entered the courtroom to
deliver its verdict to the judge.

The judge turned to the jury foreman and asked, “Has the
jury reached a verdict in this case?”

“Yes we have, Your Honor,” the foreman responded.

“Please pass it to me,” the judge declared, as he motioned
for the bailiff to retrieve the verdict slip from the
foreman and deliver it to him.

After the judge read the verdict himself, he delivered the
verdict slip back to his bailiff to be returned to the
foreman. He then instructed the foreman, “Please read your
verdict to the court.”

“We find the defendant NOT GUILTY of all four counts of bank
robbery,” announced the foreman.

The family and friends of the defendant jumped for joy at
the sound of the “not guilty” verdict, and they hugged each
other as they shouted expressions of divine gratitude. The
defendant’s attorney turned to his client and asked, “So,
what do you think about that?”

The defendant looked around the courtroom slowly with a
bewildered look on his face and then turned to his defense
attorney and said, “I’m real confused here. Does this mean
that I have to give all the money back?”