Golf?

During a Christian conference, Jay worked late on the
presentation slides to lead the participants in singing.

Because the “d” and “f” keys are next to each other on the
keyboard, a mistake can easily be made and spell checkers do
not catch the wrong word in context.

The following morning as the service was occurring, the
participants began singing according to the slides.

“Lord you are more precious than silver. Lord you are more
costly than…” and everyone broke into laughter.

The slide said “Lord you are more costly than GOLF.”