Coupons

The budget-minded woman was always clipping coupons in

the young, lean years when she was first married, and

even kept detailed records of how much money she

saved. One of her first jobs way back then was

running the cash register at the local drugstore.

One day, she had a self-conscious young man approach

the counter to buy some condoms. She noticed a

dollar-off coupon on the box and asked him if he’d

like to use it, adding that she and her husband had

saved over $400 redeeming coupons last year.

The stunned young man replied, “On these?!”