Funny T-Shirt Sayings – Funny Sayings for T-Shirts

Posted on October 3, 2006 by quotes

Funny Quotes

I’m Out Of My Mind Feel Free To Leave A Message

My Anger Management Class Pisses Me Off

Cogito Ergo Periculosus (I Think Therefore I’m Dangerous)

He Who Laughs Last Thinks Slowest

Just Because I Don’t Care Doesn’t Mean I Don’t Understand

There should be A Special Prison for Stupid People

I Do What The Voices In My Wifes Head Tell Me To Do

I Don’t Know What Makes You So Dumb, But It Really Works

I Love Children But I Don’t Think I Can Eat A Whole One

These Are My Dress Clothes

I Don’t Know Karate But I Do Know Krazy And I Am Not Afraid To Use It

Do Not Disturb Already Disturbed

Sarcasm is Only One Of The Services I Offer

Re-printed from here: Funny Slogans

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41 Responses

  1. milkshake, on October 3, 2006 at 11:36 pm said:

    A better children quote: “I like children; they taste like chicken.”

  2. captainobvious, on October 4, 2006 at 12:59 am said:

    the last one is the funniest “Re-printed from here: Funny Slogans” ha! that cracks me up!!!

  3. nuanse, on October 4, 2006 at 2:37 am said:

    I DONT LISTEN TO ROCK , I LISTEN TO THE UNDERTAKER

  4. flinkflonk, on October 4, 2006 at 3:36 am said:

    School latin caught up with me, so I have to correct your second quote:

    Cogito Ergo Periculosus Sum (I Think Therefore I’m Dangerous)

    Else it’s “this sentence no verb” 🙂

  5. avuee, on October 4, 2006 at 6:52 am said:

    Abercrombie & Fitch and Hollister are infamous for their “humor tees”.

  6. lunofajro, on October 4, 2006 at 8:31 am said:

    These are great. Two to add: “Did the aliens forget to remove the anal probe?”
    and “You have a serious case of cranial rectal syndrome!”

  7. hools, on October 4, 2006 at 8:44 am said:

    My personal favs:

    “My Bad!” -Eve

    Canada. They started a country and nobody came

    I’m afreud to love

    Talk nerdy to me

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  9. logomatrix, on October 4, 2006 at 8:23 pm said:

    HAHA FUnny stuff here… Anyone want to submit their “real lift” famous logos? Check out my blog and leave a comment. I don’t have ANY as of yet 😦

    ThankS… oh yea, instead of iPod, have a dude sittin on the toilet, you know the white sillhouette and have it sa iPood 🙂

  10. logomatrix, on October 4, 2006 at 8:24 pm said:

    that was supposed to be “real life” not lift.

  11. JD, on October 7, 2006 at 12:00 pm said:

    I’m knot Dumb!

  12. limpnoodle, on September 22, 2007 at 11:12 pm said:

    we are planning to put up a small business..can i use these funny t-shirt sayings withough being sued?

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  15. shane dottle, on May 30, 2008 at 8:00 am said:

    when you look up stupid in the dictionary , there is a picture of you right next to it!

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    Huked On Fonix Dun Guud 4 Me

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    lol 🙂 😀

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  25. spikeyfan, on June 30, 2008 at 5:53 pm said:

    Some of the funniest t-shirt sayings I have seen on the net are on Buzzy Multimedia (i’m a gamer and have seen them on the convention circuit)
    buzzymultimedia.com/escape.html — says “I Keep Hitting The Escape Key, But I’m Still Here”

  26. Xavaria, on July 9, 2008 at 7:14 am said:

    My contribution:

    “Raising teenagers is like trying to nail jello to a tree”
    “Mothers of teenagers know why animals eat their young”
    “I don’t suffer from insanity – I enjoy every minute of it”
    “Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable – like a coma!”

  27. Wheee!, on August 1, 2008 at 3:15 am said:

    I like:”Maybe if this shirt is witty enough, someone will finally love me”

  28. lawan, on October 2, 2008 at 8:57 am said:

    i love them all

  29. emily, on October 3, 2008 at 11:04 am said:

    “i called ur boyfriend gay, and he hit me with hiis purse.”

    lol =]

  30. emily, on October 3, 2008 at 11:05 am said:

    “I CALLED UR BOYFRIEND GAY, AND HE HIT ME WITH HIS PURSE”

    LOL =]

  31. scooba_doobaGiRlYgIrL, on January 28, 2009 at 3:13 pm said:

    Jam and jelly. Ham is smelly. My big, dumb boyfriend’s name is Kelly.

  32. funny, on February 23, 2009 at 12:27 pm said:

    “muzak saved my life”

  33. Rachael, on March 3, 2009 at 6:42 am said:

    How about,, (stolen from david and goliath) Spooning leads to forking.!
    As well as the monsters made me do it.! =]

    xxx.iiLuu*

  34. Deatrice, on March 22, 2009 at 11:53 am said:

    All OF UR JOKES N COMMENTS WERE GREAT, YOU ALL BRING FUN TO A VERY SLOW WORK WEEKEND.

  35. Justin, on April 11, 2009 at 10:23 am said:

    If a man is in the forest and no woman is around to hear him speak, is he still wrong?

  36. jessica tielen, on May 7, 2009 at 5:13 am said:

    Jesus loves you… its just everyone else who thinks you’re an arsehole

  37. Steve Jones, on May 14, 2009 at 6:27 am said:

    I do what the rice crispies tell me.
    another fave is “how can i soar like an eagle when i’m surrounded by turkeys!”

  38. MidwestMom, on May 20, 2009 at 4:45 am said:

    I had a T-shirt that said ” I’m not afraid of you I have a 2 year old”

  39. blondi, on June 12, 2009 at 6:52 pm said:

    i saw this tshirt with a bunch of reasons why chocolate is better than sex. some of the best ones are:
    1. you can safely and legally have chocolate while driving a car
    2. chocolate tastes better
    3.chocolate doesnt give you rug burn

  40. Tippy, on September 21, 2009 at 3:59 am said:

    To you
    “shane dottle, on May 30th, 2008 at 8:00 am Said:

    when you look up stupid in the dictionary , there is a picture of you right next to it!”

    well shane…Im not the one who needs pictures in my dictionary.

  41. Megan W., on December 7, 2009 at 8:31 am said:

    here’s my favorite one…

    You smile, I smile, you laugh, I laugh, you cry, I cry, you jump off the cliff, i’m raiding your ROOM!!!

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