Funny Jokes – Stupid Questions

Who Says There’s No Such Thing As a Stupid Question?

Below are questions that people “actually asked” of Park Rangers
around the country, proving once again that there is no known limit
to the depths of human stupidity. (Source: Outside Magazine)

Grand Canyon National Park…
Was this man-made?
Do you light it up at night?
I bought tickets for the elevator to the bottom — where is it?
So where are the faces of the presidents?

Everglades National Park…
Are the alligators real?
Are the baby alligators for sale?
Where are all the rides?
What time does the two o’clock bus leave?

Denali National Park (Alaska)…
What time do you feed the bears?
Can you show me where the yeti lives?
How often do you mow the tundra?
How much does Mount McKinley weigh?