“Ex” Valentine’s

A man went to the mall this last week to buy Valentines’ cards for

his daughter and mother. The 50 feet of displays for hundreds of

cards astounded him. He muttered out loud, “I wonder if they have

anything for ex-wives.”

The clerk behind the counter said, “Oh, yes sir, they do have an

‘ex’ category, but they’re in Sporting Goods.”


“Yes sir. They’re called darts.”


9 Responses

  1. Yeah… ex-wives 😛

  2. Ha, ha, ha. Thanks for that.

  3. Ouch… more like a painful joke >.>

  4. Oh, how vitriolic!

  5. I think it is natural to want someone to feel hurt when they’ve hurt you. Doesn’t seem all that caustic or acrid.

  6. that was stupid

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