Thanksgiving Joke – Turkey Practice

The ValdosterU football team had just finished their daily practice
session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field.

While the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up
to the head coach and demanded a tryout. Everyone stared
in silence as the turkey caught pass after pass and ran right
through the defensive line.

When the turkey returned to the sidelines, the coach shouted,
“You’re terrific!!! Sign up for the season, and I’ll see to it that
you get a great scholarship!”

“Forget the scholarship,” the turkey said, “All I want to know is,
does the season go past Thanksgiving Day?”

Thanksgiving Jokes