Absurdity Quotes

It is not in the world of ideas that life is lived. Life is lived for better or worse in life, and to a man in life, his life can be no more absurd than it can be the opposite of absurd, whatever that opposite may be.

– Archibald Macleish 1892-1982, American Poet

Christmas Jokes

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Life Quotes

Life Quotes

Quotes About Life

You are alive. So live.

– Tomi Miyasaki

Cat Quotes

Funny Quotes – Insults

There’s nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won’t cure.
– Jack E. Leonard

Networking Groups

Funny Quotes – Insults

I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.
– Stephen Bishop

Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes – Silly Jokes

New York now leads the world’s great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn’t make a sudden move. – David Letterman

Quotes and Sayings

Funny Jokes

My sister, a truck driver, had decided to get a dog for protection. As she inspected a likely candidate, the trainer told her, “He doesn’t like men.” Perfect, my sister thought, and took the dog. Then one day she was approached by two men in a parking lot, and she watched to see how her canine bodyguard would react. Soon it became clear that the trainer wasn’t kidding. As the men got closer, the dog ran under the nearest car. Quotes Carnival

Funny Jokes

SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE

1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale. 2. Your husband jokes that instead of buying a wood stove, he is using you to heat the family room this winter. Rather than just saying you are not amused, you shoot him. 3. You have to write post-it notes with your kids’ names on them. 4. The Phenobarbital dose that wiped out the Heaven’s Gate Cult gives you four hours of decent rest. 5. You change your underwear after every sneeze. 6. You’re on so much estrogen that you take your Brownie troop on a field trip to Chippendale’s. Love Quotes